People are always searching for those magical exercises that will give them the greatest results in the shortest amount of time, and many times it’s the simplest movements that elicit the greatest results. If you want to develop a strong and muscular upper body, you MUST do pull-ups. Just as squats can be thought of as the king of all lower body exercises (not the leg press machine, but actual squats), I’d place pull-ups as the king of all upper body exercises.
Deadlifts are an outstanding exercise for back as well, but deadlifts also incorporate the lower body muscles. Take a look at any Olympic level gymnast, and you’ll notice they all have amazing upper body development. I guarantee you that they’re not spending hours at the gym doing lat pulldowns and seated cable row machines. Gymnasts are spending endless hours on pull-up bars and gymnastic rings to develop those amazing results.
You’re probably asking yourself; “If pull-ups are such a beneficial exercise, how come gyms don’t look like the monkey exhibit at zoos, with people swinging and doing pull-ups from every bar they see overhead?” Because they’re ridiculously hard for most people! If people spent more time doing the hard shit that really challenged them (squats, pull-ups, deadlifts, intervals, stair-climber, etc.), and less time of the not-so-challenging exercises (cable pulldowns, inner & outer thigh machine, leg press, calf raises, etc.), they would actually notice significant change.
Everybody has their definition of what a correct pull-up is supposed to look like, and there are many different variations of pull-ups. Here are my three requirements to pass on performing a pull up.
- Must start from a dead-hang position. This means elbows start from a fully extended position. If you jump half way up on the first repetition, it doesn’t count.
- Your chin must be above or even with your hands. Attempt to touch your chest to the bar.
- Your legs MUST remain still. You shouldn’t look like you’ve been shot with a stun gun as you flail up over the bar. Kicking the legs is called a “Kip Up”, not a pull-up.
If you can’t perform a pull-up while maintaining these three requirements, I’d suggest doing some form of assisted pull-up. Pull-ups are too beneficial of an exercise to leave out entirely. You can perform assisted pull-ups using bands, a partner, or the pull-up/dip machines that counter your body weight (very common in most gyms). Although you wont challenge your stabilizer muscles to the same degree using any of these assisted methods, you’ll still get more benefit than doing seated cable pulldowns.
Now before you all run off to the nearest pull-up bar and attempt to set a new personal record for pull-ups, there is one precaution you must take before doing the exercise. If you can raise both arms straight overhead so your wrist and elbow lines up directly over your shoulder (as shown in figure A), then you’re good to go. If you don’t have this full range of motion at your shoulder joint (as shown in figure B), then I suggest you perform cable pulldowns instead until you develop the full range of motion at your shoulder joint. If you force yourself into that fully stretched out position, as you would be when hanging from a bar, you will begin to place excessive wear and tear on the shoulder joint, opening yourself up for injury or faulty movement patterns. Flexibility training and muscle activation can help in getting back your full range of motion to begin performing pull-ups effectively.
FIGURE “A” FIGURE “B”
Don’t get too caught up in all the different variations of pull-ups, just start performing pull-ups regularly in whatever way is challenging to you. I’ve added a video below of some variations to your ordinary pull-up exercises. No excuses girls, do your pull-ups!
If anybody can do a one-arm pull-up from a dead hang position, please video it for me and send it over. And you can’t hold your wrist with the other hand. One hand on the bar, and the other hand free. I’ve never seen it and don’t even know if it’s possible. But as the magnet on my refrigerator states; “Anything is possible”!
Disclaimer: StupidGymShit.com is not responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting the one-arm pull-up. Good luck!









June 20th, 2011 on 12:08 am
I love the posts that say the things you used to teach me years ago — and they’re all still true!
You’ll be proud to know that I can do about 6 real pull-ups in a row now, as opposed to the zero I used to be able to do, thanks mostly to pole dancing classes and yoga
Hope you’re well, B — love these posts, keep ‘em coming.
June 20th, 2011 on 3:26 pm
LOL. Sarah, that’s so great to hear and if pole dancing and yoga is what it takes for you to do pull-ups, I’m all for it! Keep it up and hope your doing well
June 20th, 2011 on 1:04 am
Never thought of trying a one-arm’er. Sounds tough. If I can do it I’ll have someone video it. I ain’t holding my breath though. And I didn’t know a fat-bar was a thing that existed…would probably murder my tiny hands.
Back in the day, my brother recommended to my ‘not able to do more than one pullup’ self to get in, say, 3 pull-ups, regardless of how long of rest it took, just so long as I did 3 before I left the gym. It was tough, but it was an approachable…approach. And it worked. Eventually I worked my way up to ten. Then from there, it was a matter of cutting the rest time down and getting to the point I could do those ten in a single set. It worked great, and I can knock out 10 pull-ups even in the latter part of some of my supersets. So long as I made sure I got my quota in, I was improving from week to week. Pull-ups and contra-lateral dumbbell rows on a single leg are usually my go-to back exercises.
I throw pull-ups on the list of exercises that ego-heads in the gym won’t do (not nearly as bad as squats though). It’s far more impressive I imagine to do lat pulldowns on a machine, because there’s a tangible number on the plates that can validate their ego, while it would be too embarrassing for them to attempt a solitary pull-up, only to fail at that. Chumps.
PS: Who the hell is butchering Genesis? We got to get you some new music man.
June 20th, 2011 on 3:30 pm
-Mort, great advice on how to progress with your pull-ups. I always advise people to just do whatever they can. Even if that means doing 4 or 5 sets of 1 repetition. Just do it! (hope nike writes me a check for that one). You’ll never get good at pull-ups if you never do them on a regular basis.
And you typically don’t see ego-lifters banging out too many pull-ups for the exact reason you stated. It’s also pretty difficult to yell and groan when you’re doing maximum effort pull-ups….oh yeah, there also isn’t any weight stack that you can slam down when you get finished with the set since most pull-ups are done using body weight or an additional weight strapped pretty close to your crotch. With all those demands, I guess pull-ups get the boot when it comes to ego-lifting!
How about a top 5 list of songs? Thanks again for the comment Mort!
June 22nd, 2011 on 2:50 am
Some favorites from my own playlists:
Iron Maiden – Run to the Hills (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDd-GXkMrJs)
Judas Priest – Painkiller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0)
Kyuss – Allen’s Wrench (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNz3bMamt5s)
Alice in Chains – Dam that River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a7sCkGFD6A)
Black Label Society – Fire it Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3-Wjmb9PBA)
Butthole Surfers – Who was in my room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpK7ssP5t74)
Dethklok – Burn the Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISFnCShf6U&feature=related)
Mastodon – Crystal Skull (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11eis4XVfVE)
Metallica – Battery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99ybtk4QNs)
Ministry – Radar Love cover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LW9JSYn_h0)
Monster Magnet – Tractor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjalSU6Gq5U)
NIN – Letting You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4nXmUOrP0o)
Queens of the Stone Age – Sick Sick Sick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7how83XjwWU)
The Sword – Freya (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dBwYSg0y8)
Them Crooked Vultures – Elephants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZat5RwOHYc)
Tool – The Grudge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiR1hmpk-x4)
White Zombie – Super Charger Haven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRshPCM9lhk)
Just some suggestions (my tastes generally lean towards industrial & punk, but nothing beats metal or alternative rock–specifically 90s alternative–for working out. BUT! But! Some of those should be saved for whenever I hit Florida and have you run me through The Punisher or one of the other superhero workouts and you tape it and throw it up on this site. Might only need one of the shorter songs…
August 24th, 2011 on 1:54 pm
That’s exactly how I started with pull ups and chin ups! I knew that I could do 1 clean pull up. So I began to do 1 pull up / chin up, every time I walked by the pull up bar in my basement, once per hour(roughly). People laughed at this, but by day’s end I had done 10 total. 1 year later I am up to 10 each time I pass the bar! That’s roughly 80 – 100 pull ups a day. I feel great, and brother, people are NOT laughing now!
June 20th, 2011 on 7:14 am
One 1-arm pull-up … for the right arm. None so far on the left
June 20th, 2011 on 3:32 pm
David, are you starting from a dead hang position on the right arm? I honestly didn’t even think that was possible. Video that for me so I can post it up because I’ve haven’t seen it yet and I’ve been looking all over the place for it.
June 20th, 2011 on 6:19 pm
She’s a freaking beast. I want to be able to do 1 flippin’ pull up. Just one to start. She makes me want to go back to the gym and workout my back and do some pullups. Tomorrow is my back and bis day. Thank you for the video. What do you suggest for me to do pullups? Is there a progressive workout on the weight assisted?
June 20th, 2011 on 11:21 pm
-Jayzle, you only have to be able to start with just 1 pull up. The problem is, many people can’t even do 1 pull up, so never continue to work at them.
My suggestion is for you to start doing assisted pull ups with each upper body routine you do (don’t do them on consecutive days though). Set the resistance at a weight that makes it very challenging for 6-8 reps with perfect form. As you get better at pull ups, the assistance you need will become lower and lower, until the point where you can do one on your own without assistance.
Start each back routine with 4-5 sets of challenging pull ups before you move along to the other back exercises. You’ll be surprised how much progress you make in a short amount of time. Not to mention you’ll strengthen a lot of other muscles at the same time.
June 20th, 2011 on 8:11 pm
Great post B-Francis! Love me some pullups! Still waiting for you to make me do all those pullups!
June 20th, 2011 on 11:22 pm
LOL, Michelle, I’m just letting you get a few more practice rounds in until we unleash the bad-ass side of you. “Rock Climbers” here we come!!!
June 20th, 2011 on 10:55 pm
Great one B-Francis! Great pic of you doing the pull-ups too! I’m just glad you didn’t post that one of me trying the upside down pull-ups! I appreciate that LOL!
June 20th, 2011 on 11:23 pm
Billy, I totally wanted to get that picture of you, but you were way too fast. You were like a ninja up there and I couldn’t even take the picture fast enough. Next time!
June 22nd, 2011 on 2:17 am
What the hell is an upside down pull-up?!
June 23rd, 2011 on 3:13 pm
-Mort, an upside down pull up is when you flip upside down and you pull yourself up towards your legs and feet that are up overhead. It’s not really as hard as it sounds. Just sounds pretty cool.
June 21st, 2011 on 1:50 pm
great post! always good to see the right way. what do you suggest for us who are a bit older and truely cannot do this?
June 21st, 2011 on 5:56 pm
-Rita, I have 60 & 70 year-old clients doing pull ups regularly. They’re doing assisted pull ups, but they’re still doing pull ups. NO EXCUSES, do your pull up
June 21st, 2011 on 4:18 pm
Pshhhht. One arm pull ups are my forte. lol I would like to see that too!
I love when i see people doing pull ups super fast and comming down like a third of the way. I do miss pull ups-laying off for a bit with those til post baby!!! Great video and pics showing correct positioning/form!
June 21st, 2011 on 9:39 pm
I love seeing the “alligator arm” pull-ups too (people who only come down half-way). And you were rocking the pull-ups before you got knocked up. LOL Don’t worry, you’ll be back into the swing of things in no time.
June 21st, 2011 on 5:38 pm
Wow-I’m inspired to work on pull ups now! Your post and video remind me a lot of the little gymnasts on my daughter’s gymnastics team. Some of the 4 and 5 year olds climb the rope all the way to the warehouse ceiling-quite a distance for such a little one-and “honk” the horn at the top! It’s both cute and amazing at the same time. Climbing and doing pull ups is fun for them, and it inspires me to rediscover the fun in developing such great upper body strength. Your post is a great reminder of that-thanks, Bryan!
June 21st, 2011 on 9:43 pm
Hey Lisa, I love seeing those little kids climbing those ropes. There really isn’t any upper body muscle that isn’t involved in some way during a pull up, which is why it’s such an effective movement. Keep up the great work and way to inspire your kids to be superstars at such an early age. Building these awesome talents for them at such an early age will set them up for success throughout their entire life. Thanks for sharing!
June 23rd, 2011 on 3:23 am
I just wanted to let you know that I stumbled on to your website a couple of days ago and have already recommended it to several of my friends. The info on here is fantastic and very up to date with the research. Look forward to reading more in the future.
June 23rd, 2011 on 3:15 pm
-Logan, thanks for the support and look forward to hearing your comments about future posts. Don’t ever hesitate to ask questions or make suggestions. Thanks again for sharing your thoughts
June 25th, 2011 on 3:05 am
I found your site tonight and I’m enjoying it too. Thanks for some great posts.
June 25th, 2011 on 5:28 pm
-Logan #2, lol……thanks for the feedback and looking forward to hear your thoughts on future posts. Take care!
June 30th, 2011 on 4:50 pm
Man, B-Francis, how did you get Paul to model shirtless for you! lol!
June 30th, 2011 on 5:05 pm
LOL Billy! It didn’t take much persuading because his shirt was already off when I asked him. j/k
June 30th, 2011 on 6:54 pm
One arm pull ups: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTOVJhXU5Q0
June 30th, 2011 on 10:30 pm
-Freaky, I saw that video on Youtube the other day. That dude is crazy. Guess it can actually be done, that’s probably the only 1 of 2 videos I’ve seen of someone doing a “true” fully extended 1-arm pull up. Thanks for the link.
June 30th, 2011 on 10:15 pm
So true. There is a variation of a pullup in almost everyone of my programs.
It’s the true king of upper body exercises.
June 30th, 2011 on 10:31 pm
-Steve, Pull ups definitely give you the most bang for your buck when it comes to upper body movement! And like you said, the variations are endless!