Every day the number one complaint that I hear from the Stupid Gym Shit Police, is that people are continuously wasting valuable time doing steady-state cardio (cardiovascular training at moderate intensities for 30 minutes or more). If a doctor pulled you off that elliptical cross-trainer, and told you that you can burn 9 times more fat in half the time, would you take their advice? Of course you would! If you didn’t the Stupid Gym Shit Police would throw your dumb-ass in jail (which basically means you’d be thrown out of the gym).
Research studies have proven (most notably Izumi Tabata’s 1996 study, Google it if you don’t believe me!), that high-intensity interval training (HIIT) burns more subcutaneous fat (the attractive blubber that sits right underneath your skin), than steady-state cardio training. This doesn’t just happen magically, like the Power Balance Wristbands, but on a much deeper scientific level that has been PROVEN! It’s called Excess Post-Exercise Oxygen Consumption (EPOC), often referred to as the after-burn. Basically EPOC is responsible for the number of calories you continue to burn post-workout (after-burn effect). EPOC is much greater after high-intensity training, and can even last up to 38 hours post-exercise. When you finish exercising your body’s number one objective is to restore everything back to its normal resting state. This includes repairing broken down muscle tissue, balancing out hormone levels, replenishing fuel stores, and combating free-radicals (free-radicals damage and kill cells) that result from strenuous exercise.
Still not convinced? High-intensity intervals stimulate the production of testosterone and growth hormone. Both are extremely important for burning fat and stimulating muscle mass. Long steady-state cardio encourages the release of glucocorticoids. Glucocorticoids conserve glucose (stored sugar), promote the storage of fat, and are detrimental to muscle and strength development. Glucocorticoids also stimulate an overproduction of cortisol (stress hormone) and cortisone, making that belly of yours nice and flabby (additional storage of fat in the mid-section).
If you don’t know how to perform an interval properly click here, otherwise try out one of these proven interval workouts below. The first interval program The Sphinx was developed by Billy Beck III. Billy has also just launched the most in-depth online personal training program available. Check it out at PhysicalMastery.com and you’ll see web casts, 12-week training programs, nutrition plans, and bi-monthly coaching calls. Challenge your cardio routine with HIIT, and unleash your true potential!
The Sphinx: (1) 5 minute pyramid followed by a 10-minute pyramid followed by yet another 5-minute pyramid.
1. Warm-up for 3 minutes
2. Increase resistance or intensity by 1 level every 30 seconds for 5 cycles (this will equal 2 ½ minutes)
3. Once you achieve the highest point then begin decreasing by 1 level every 30 seconds until you are at your beginning level
4. Increase resistance or intensity by 1 level every 30 seconds for 10 cycles (this will equal 5 minutes)
5. Once you achieve the highest point then begin decreasing by 1 level every 30 seconds until you are at your beginning level
6. Then repeat by increasing 1 level every 30 seconds for 5 cycles and then decreasing as done previously.
7. Cool-down as needed (This will take 20 total minutes not including the warm-up and cool-down)
Super-star distance runner/triathlete Mary Holt-Wilson originally created the next set of interval programs. I adjusted the programs slightly to make it more specific to people who aren’t long-distance runners. Although these two interval programs can be done on any piece of cardio equipment, running/sprinting will give you the most bang-for–your-buck (considering you don’t have any physical limitations)!
“1-2-3-2-1”
*Set Incline on treadmill to 1.0 for entire program
1. Sprint 1 minute : Walk 1 minute
2. Sprint 2 minutes : Walk 2 minutes
3. Sprint 3 minutes : Walk 3 minutes
4. Sprint 2 minutes : Walk 2 minutes
5. Sprint 1 minute : Walk 1 minute (9 minutes of work & 18 total minutes)
“1-2-3-2-1-2-3”
This is my personal favorite and I’ve added speeds so you can see what each interval should look like. The speeds are SPECIFIC to each individual. Make each interval CHALLENGING!
*Set Incline on treadmill to 1.0 for entire program
1. Sprint 1 minute (11.5 mph) : Walk 1 minute (3.0 mph)
2. Sprint 2 minutes (10.5 mph) : Walk 2 minutes (3.0 mph)
3. Sprint 3 minutes (9.5 mph) : Walk 3 minutes (3.0 mph)
4. Sprint 2 minutes (10.5 mph) : Walk 2 minutes (3.0 mph)
5. Sprint 1 minute (11.5 mph) : Walk 1 minute (3.0 mph)
6. Sprint 2 minutes (10.5 mph) : Walk 2 minutes (3.0 mph)
7. Sprint 3 minutes (9.5 mph) : Walk 3 minutes (3.0 mph)
(14 minutes of work & 28 total minutes)







February 24th, 2011 on 1:05 am
HIIT rules. Long cardio sessions bore the living shit out of me. I like the last one though I think I could go a little faster than listed; at least that’s what I’m thinking while I’m sitting in front of my computer, probably a different story when I’m actually doing it.
I’m a big fan of hitting the local college track, as I’m not a big fan of the gradual transition from 3 mph to 10+ mph on a treadmill; I prefer that immediate burst of acceleration that you can’t get on a ‘mill. Anyway, I’m going to give these a shot sometime.
February 24th, 2011 on 3:29 am
I’m right along with you Mort about the track over the treadmill. At times though, that damn treadmill is just too convenient
Give them a try and let me know what you think.
February 24th, 2011 on 1:06 am
Can’t wait to try these interval workouts, thanks!!
February 24th, 2011 on 3:31 am
Hey Laisha, you better not adjust the speeds on the last one either. You’re more then capable of running that fast. Still won’t ever forget when you blew me away in that one 5K
February 24th, 2011 on 1:53 am
Thank you for the workouts! I’m bringing them to the gym with me so that I can lose my chub and not end up in the StupidGymShit.com Hall of Fame!
February 24th, 2011 on 2:47 am
Hey Bryan,
Last night Craig and I were watching TV and an AD came on for a type of workout wear that “contracts” and “tightens” your muscles to intensify your workouts..Sounds like some StupidGymShit to me.
Thanks for keeping us so informed.
Mary Clouse
February 24th, 2011 on 3:32 am
Hey Mary, you know I’m always looking for inspiration to add to StupidGymShit, and the ideas just keep getting thrown at me. Thanks for the advice!
February 24th, 2011 on 3:24 am
Awesome info-hopefully people will make the switch from hour long elliptical and reading magazine work outs, to kick ass cardio!
February 24th, 2011 on 3:33 am
Yeah Jessica, no more of those gossipy cardio-queens! Lol
February 24th, 2011 on 1:57 pm
Great post B-Francis! Lots of people are still performing steady state cardio exclusively while it may be suitable for certain situations like during detox for lymphatic drainage if it is all someone is doing then they are going to be stressed out fatties for life. Thanks brother! the last one is really CHALLENGING!
February 24th, 2011 on 4:09 pm
Great additional info Billy. Thanks for adding that insight for everyone!
February 24th, 2011 on 2:59 pm
Hill sprints are also great! Vista view park is a great place to get outdoors and kick up the intensity! 10-20 sprints with 60-90 seconds rest in between is a good start.
February 24th, 2011 on 4:10 pm
Vista View is awesome. We take a lot of people out there since its the only hill in South Florida
February 24th, 2011 on 8:00 pm
I will definitely bring this to the gym with me in the am! I get bored on the treadmill and while I try to run, I am not very good at keeping it going. So maybe doing one of the 123′s will get me up to speed! I am excited thanks!!!
February 24th, 2011 on 8:25 pm
Hey Tonia, definitely try out one of the “1-2-3′s” and the great thing about intervals is that you set the intensity to whatever is challenging for you. Just be sure to make each working interval challenging. No more boring treadmill sessions…they should be intense with no time for boredom. Give them a try and let me know how it goes!
February 27th, 2011 on 2:04 am
So i tried your 1-2-3-2-1 intervals today and Holy S&@! GREAT WORKOUT!!! Just realized the walk speed is 3.0 and not 3.5mph.. Oops!!!
February 27th, 2011 on 2:24 pm
Lol. Great job Laisha! Try the longer one next time (1-2-3-2-1-2-3) and I know you’ll “appreciate” it
February 27th, 2011 on 2:56 pm
Bryan….LOVED IT! 123-123….I wasn’t bored on the treadmill and even shredded some sweat!
Thanks again!!!
February 27th, 2011 on 3:14 pm
AWESOME job Tonia! Intervals never get boring because each time you do them, the goal is to challenge yourself more & more. Its pretty hard to be bored when your heart feels like its going to jump out of your chest. Keep it up & you’ll be surprised how much your hard work will pay off. There are a couple other interval programs I posted under the “cardio” section. Great job!!
February 28th, 2011 on 1:58 am
Bryan: Another great SGS post! I was just reminding myself that I needed to get back to intervals when doing cardio (as properly trained by vous) but couldn’t remember the dreaded 1232123 method. As for the 11 1/2 MPH sprint…..maybe next month! Waiting for the snow to melt to get outside and off the treadmill.
PS: Although not stupid gym shit, a post on techniques and benefits of plyometrics would be great.
PSS: Hope all is well. Hi to Julie!
February 28th, 2011 on 9:10 pm
Hey Bill, I’m sure you’ll set to 11.5mph on the treadmill by next month. Plyometrics are definitely in the work for a future SGS post! I’m still waiting for “The Fat Yogi” to post your after pictures
Hope all is well with you and I’m always here to help in any way I can. Take care!
March 19th, 2011 on 2:51 am
Giving 1-2-3-2-1-2-3 a shot tomorrow. On second thought, I may not be nearly as fast as I was thinking I would be due to a HIIT session I did earlier in the week.
March 19th, 2011 on 5:02 pm
-Mort, definitely let me know how it goes. That’s an awesome program and the 2-minute rounds are the worst!!
March 22nd, 2011 on 1:05 am
Guess who has two thumbs and completely overestimated his speed by a solid mile per hour? This guy! Yeah, those sucked…I could do 11.5 for 1 minute, and I was pretty much spent right afterward, I don’t even think I made it through 2 minutes at 10.5 before dialing it down a notch. I liked them though, and will keep at ‘em…those are probably going to be my weekly cap-offs.
My first round was kind of ‘iffy. I had a wonky treadmill to start, which led to me jumping to another one, and I wound up doing something more like 3-2-1-2-3-2-1 instead.
It did remind me of my high school days of running the 400 meter dash, which was pretty much an all out sprint around the track (and it was always highly unpleasant)…I used to do that in 52 seconds, I didn’t even bother to see if I hit a quarter mile in 1 minute. Will have to keep an eye on that next time for the first 1 minute attempt.
March 22nd, 2011 on 4:17 pm
-Mort, that’s pretty fast if your hold 11.5mph for a full 60 seconds. That 60 sec round is definitely going to be challenging because you only get 1 minute rest before you have to jump right into the 2 minute round. It sounds like you definitely have some speed in those legs though.
I ran the 4X400 meter relay in high school and the 400 was the worst race EVER! It literally is a sprint around the entire track and that is so exhausting! I’ll do 400 meter sprints on the treadmill that we have at our facility and the fastest our treadmills go is 12mph. If I set the treadmill @ 12mph, it takes about 70 seconds to go 400 meters. It really is depressing because I feel like I’m running so much faster. We’ll just pretend that maybe the distance is off on the treadmill. LOL. Great job with the intervals though and I’m excited to hear how you progress with it over the upcoming weeks!
March 22nd, 2011 on 11:55 pm
Oh yeah, I got the 4×400 treatment every meet. I don’t know how it is elsewhere, but here in Iowa it is pretty much the last event of every single meet. I absolutely hated waiting that long, I just wanted to be done with it. Running the 400 usually midway through the whole meet, only to think “HEY, YOU GET TO DO IT AGAIN AT THE ASS END OF THE MEET!”, was not fun.
If I didn’t have anything after the first 1 minute run, I clearly would have stepped it up even faster, but knowing I was doing an interval, I certainly wasn’t going all out. I think our treadmills go up to 15 mph, 18, or 20, I forget, which is pretty much a sprint and the treadmill sounds like it’s about ready to launch into orbit. I think you need 15 mph or so to hit 60 seconds on a 400…that sounds unpleasant, and to think I actually did significantly faster than that in high school is simply insane. But you know what? I think that’ll be a new goal for me, and I might build on that and improve further. While I love being strong, speed has always been my thing.
March 23rd, 2011 on 11:17 am
-Mort, You definitely sound like you still already have some speed in those legs. Try out the “15-Minute Ladders” interval program on this post. You should be able to stick to the same speeds & inclines throughout the program. It starts off easy, but trust me, by the time you hit the last 70 second round, it’s killer!
http://www.stupidgymshit.com/?p=77
And training to run a fast 400 meter will get you ripped. 400 meter interval or repeats are brutal and will generate a lot of speed & endurance. Let me know how it goes and don’t fly off the back of one of those treadmills! LOL
April 16th, 2011 on 2:02 pm
So, the 1-2-3-2-1-2-3 has been my Saturday morning ritual since I posted about my first run on here, typically squeezed in before breakfast so I’m in mega-fat burning mode. My second week felt better, but my performance has steadily decreased since then, particularly today. I don’t know if it was the ridiculously high temp in the gym this morning (turning off any form of air circulation seems to be a favorite cost-cutting measure, lending itself to a miserable, stuffy, hard-to-breathe workout), but I had to stop halfway through each of the 2 and 3 minute runs, and I was down to about 9 to 8 mph, respectively. The 1′s I had to settle with the 12mph ‘mills, which was probably all I could handle anyway.
I wonder if I’m overtraining, given that I do HIIT 2 other times per week (not quite as intense as these) and plyometrics and then superset based strength training with minimal rest 4x week. I wish the weather here would get its shit together so I can just hit the track. I mean, really? Snow? In mid-April?
April 17th, 2011 on 11:01 pm
-Mort, I know exactly what you’re experiencing. I personally crapped out on that same program last week. I made it through the first full set of 1-2-3, and then made it half way through the 2-minute round before deciding to hit the stop button. I just wasn’t feeling it that day and felt completely exhausted.
You could have just had a bad day (the high temp couldn’t have helped) or maybe you weren’t fully recovered from the previous workout. HIIT are both challenging physically and mentally. It takes your nervous system 5-6 times longer to recover from a mentally challenging workout (which HIIT are). Try to throw a rest day for your lower body in there somewhere between your HIIT and plyometric training. Both plyo’s and HIIT are extremely demanding both physically and mentally. You can also throw in a 20-25 minute cardio workout of steady-state cardio 1 day instead of doing 3 days a week of HIIT. This will still benefit the cardiovascular system, but keep the demand on the nervous system low, allowing you a bit more recovery for those high-intensity workouts.
And snow in mid-April sucks. It’s 90 degrees and sunny out here! LOL (guess it’s time for a trip to South Florida):-)
April 18th, 2011 on 2:54 am
Trying to find ways to incorporate strength training and HIIT/sprint-workouts is a pain, especially if I’m splitting instead of doing total body each day. Do I schedule a sprint day the same day as leg day, or do them a day before leg day, or does leg day completely screw me out of sprints for at least a few days? Rhetorical questions…though a sample of many real ones. Pretty soon I plan on doing full out max-speed sprints on the track, but man, if I’m getting wiped out already, it’s going to be rough goings. Aiming for some new PRs in the 100, 200, and 400 can’t be done if I’m getting gassed early.
It’d be cool if you’d do a post on best practices on planning workouts with these various elements in consideration. It’d be nice to have the capacity to do HIIT 7 days a week, but that isn’t necessarily practical, or possible.
April 19th, 2011 on 5:04 pm
-Mort, I definitely wouldn’t recommend doing HIIT (sprints) on leg training day. The pre-exhaustion in your legs will alter your running mechanics which could lead to faulty movement patterns. I usually recommend to clients to do their steady-state day cardio days on their leg training days because that’s always going to limit the amount of time you’re capable of going during a steady-state session. Give your “wheels” a day to recover after a heavy leg session before you jump into any type of sprint training.
April 19th, 2011 on 11:56 pm
Yeah, I was just being rhetorical…leg days (like today) I normally finish off with a steady state run, or incline my ass off on a treadmill if my legs are really tired (like today).
But I also do legs on Fridays though, and usually in the afternoon after work, whereas Saturday morning around 7:00 is when I do the 1-2-3′s, so that might have something to do with it, and my lifts are always supersets…I think last Friday I did a superset with single leg romanian deadlifts, hanging leg raises, and then traveling lunges…so, kinda exhausted the ol’ legs for the next day, I’m sure.
Anyway, thanks for checking back on this one man. I’m still working on writing up something new once my current program ends in 5 weeks or so.
April 20th, 2011 on 8:26 pm
-Mort, That Friday workout you described will definitely play into your performance the next morning. Especially if it’s under 24 hours of recovery before you start up the intervals.
August 16th, 2011 on 6:22 am
What’s a good speed for
Mediocre runners. 11.5 is unattainable but one day I’ll get there.
August 16th, 2011 on 5:29 pm
-Ness, 11.5 mph was just an example of my own personal routine and is the speed that takes me to maximum effort. Well conditioned athletes can sustain interval repeats at 10 mph, so I’d suggest for people just starting out or mediocre runners to start off at a speed of 9.0 mph. This would mean that you would perform all the 60 second intervals at a speed of 9.0 mph, the 2 minute intervals at a speed of 8.0 mph, and the 3 minute intervals at a speed of 7.0 mph. If any of these feel like they are too easy and you can challenge yourself more, simply increase the speed by 0.5 mph until you reach a speed that is manageable and challenging. Remember, “challenge creates change”! Enjoy