Plyometrics: Are You Qualified To Do Them?

The growing popularity of boot-camps, cardio classes, and CrossFit has made plyometrics a integral part of almost every training program.  The infamous P90X is notorious for their plyometric DVD, and has termed plyometric training as “jump training”.  Although jumping is an example of a plyometric mmovement, we can also perform upper body plyometrics as well.  Since we don’t jump with our arms, the term jump training is almost as bogus-bullshit as P90X’s  famous “muscle confusion” terminology!

Plyometric exercises are those movements that enable a muscle to reach maximal force output in the shortest possible time.  Plyometrics have become so popular lately in all programs because they’re very intense, and can produce amazing results if done properly and systematically.  Before you decide to strap on your Reebok pumps and throw in your P90X jump training DVD, let me share some important information about the risks involved with plyometrics.

A very common movement you’ll see in any gym or class is a body weight squat jump or some form of box jumps (using a box, step, or bench).  Most people won’t even think twice that there is a correct/incorrect technique to jumping and landing.  Even worse, most trainers will NEVER even correct a faulty jump mechanic.  There’s so much more that goes into a jump than simply jumping from here to there.  During the landing phase of any jump, forces of nearly five times your body weight may be experienced.  That’s an excessive amount of force your body has to overcome with EVERY single jump or repetition.  It’s not just jumping either, runners experience forces of three to four times their body’s weight with each foot strike.  The average runner will stride 1,500 times per mile. If your mechanics are off and you simply go out for a 3-mile run, that’s 4,500 times your body has to compensate for a faulty movement.  You’re obviously not going to get injured on the first jump or the first mile, but most of these programs are very high in volume and over time you can dramatically increase your risk of injury.  Women are up to six times more likely to tear an ACL performing a plyometric movement as compared to males.

Over the years I’ve witnessed two people rupture their Achilles tendon by doing something as simple as running in place with a high-knee action.  Then I’ve known others who suffered the same injury from simply jumping up for a rebound during a pick-up game of basketball.  It’s shocking to me that more trainers and instructors don’t take a more cautious approach when it comes to plyometric training.  What’s even more alarming is watching clients go through a generalized dynamic warm-up of skipping, jumping, and bounding across the gym floor, before they even know how to control a body weight squat or lunge properly.  You’d be surprised how many people suffer injuries during their warm-up because their warm-up is not in sync to what their physical abilities/limitations are.

If you want to save yourself 6-8 months of recovering from a torn tendon or ligament, I highly suggest you follow the plyometric guidelines below.

  • For lower body plyometrics, you should be able to squat (not half-squat) 60% of your body weight 5 times in 5 seconds.  I don’t know about you, but I see a lot of 140+ lbs women jumping around like kangaroos in classes, that I know can’t squat 85 lbs 5 times in 5 seconds!
  • For upper body plyometrics, you should be able to bench press 60% of your body weight 5 times in 5 seconds.  These first two guidelines are crucial to be able to handle the speed component of plyometric training.
  • For beginning plyometrics, you should be able to stand on one leg without falling over for at least 30 seconds.  As you get more advanced with training, you would go down into a quarter-squat and a half-squat position on one leg and still hold for 30 seconds.  This addresses the balance component of plyometrics.
  • People at a weight over 220 lbs are at an increased risk for injury when performing plyometric exercises.  If you’re 225 lbs and 8% body fat, this obviously doesn’t pertain to you and you should be in the NFL, but if you’re over 220 lbs and doing box jumps and single leg bounds, I strongly suggest you go back to the third paragraph and read where I mention about forces applied during jumping.
  • If you can’t meet the above criteria, then I recommend you don’t attempt any plyometric movements until you’ve been coached under a qualified trainer for at least 3-6 months.  If you’re not an elite athlete and your trainer or instructor has you jumping within the first 2 weeks of training, you better run like hell and get your money back.  As far as I’m concerned, that’s negligence on the trainer’s part.

Training volume is another component that often gets overlooked in many plyometric programs.  The table below expresses what the average volume should be for beginner, intermediate, and advanced, athletes/exercisers[i].

Plyometric Experience

Volume (jumps, throws, tosses, etc.)

Beginner

80-100

Intermediate

100-120

Advanced

120-140

 

 

 

 

 

 

What worries me the most, is there is an alarming amount of programs and classes out there that are well over 150+ jumps per workout.  To get in-depth about jumping and landing techniques would be a whole other blog post in itself.  I guess that’s why I’m such a big fan of “personal” training and not group or in-home DVD training.  Exercise is a very conscious activity, and if you’re not fully engaged and aware of every rep of every set, you dramatically increase your risks of suffering an injury.  If Tony Horton from P90X were able to correct your form through the TV, he’d go from a millionaire to a billionaire.  But sadly he can’t, and I guarantee he’s not going to send you a refund or a get-well card when you tear an ACL or meniscus doing “Double Airborne Heisman”  jumps for 30 seconds (yes, they really have a jump called that).

Don’t follow the trends, find what works for you, and KNOW that every-body is different.  It’s going to be very difficult achieving your health and fitness goals while you’re rehabbing an injury for half the year.  In a future post I’ll share with you how to incorporate plyometrics concurrently with your strength training to achieve awesome results………only if you’re physically ready!   Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

P.S. Who says white guys can’t jump?  Check out the video of my boy below doing some pretty amazing acrobatics.  Not only is he white, but he’s a redhead as well.  It doesn’t get any whiter than that my friends!

 


[i] Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, second edition, CSCS. National Strength and Conditioning Association. Baechle, Earle (p.432-435).


Ascending/Descending Intervals

Stupid Gym Shit was on hiatus for a few months dealing with some personal issues, but I’m proud to announce that the site is back in full force. I’m very grateful for all the support and feedback I continue to get, and love all the emails I receive about readers’ own personal experiences in regards to Stupid Gym Shit. There’s an overabundance of stupid gym shit going on all around you, and with advancements in technology, proof can be captured with just the click of a camera phone. So when you witness stupid gym shit, snap a picture of it, and send it on over to me.

A good friend emailed me a picture of this product and I couldn’t resist sharing it with all of you. Let me introduce to you, The Ab-hancer! It should really be called the “Fat-hancer”, because all it’s really doing is pushing the fat right through each individual square. You may be laughing, but sadly people are really buying ridiculous products like this.

It’s been a few months since I’ve posted something everybody can benefit from, so let me introduce you to what I like to call “Ascending/Descending Intervals”. I previously posted a Descending Interval Program that was highly effective, but this interval protocol will challenge you in a completely different way. The Ascending part comes from the interval duration starting short (20 sec), and increasing as the program progresses (70 sec). The Descending component comes from the incline setting on the treadmill starting high and decreasing with each working round.

Some may look at this 15-Minute program and think it’s not that challenging or effective because the working intervals only range between 20-70 seconds. But I can assure you that if you give me a maximum effort for each working interval, you’ll feel your entire body (cardiovascular & muscular systems) working in overdrive. The goal is to set the speed at an intensity that is both challenging and attainable throughout the entire program (speed should not change). The mistake most people make, is in the first two rounds of the program. The 20 second and 30 second sprints MUST be an all out effort, because this is what sets the stage for the duration of the program.

In the program below you’ll see the speed set at 12.0 mph for each working interval. If you can’t run at that speed along with the designated incline levels, DO NOT ATTEMPT IT! Stupid Gym Shit is not responsible for your legs giving out and your ass flying off the back of the treadmill (it would be funny as long as you didn’t get injured, and then we’d have another topic of discussion). Give it a try and let me know what you think.

ASCENDING/DESCENDING INTERVALS

 ROUND ONE:

Sprint Time

Incline

Speed

Walk Time

20 sec

12.0%

12.0 mph

60 sec

 

ROUND TWO:

Sprint Time

Incline

Speed

Walk Time

30 sec

9.0 %

12.0 mph

90 sec

 

ROUND THREE:

Sprint Time

Incline

Speed

Walk Time

40 sec

6.0%

12.0 mph

2 min

 

ROUND FOUR:

Sprint Time

Incline

Speed

Walk Time

50 sec

3.0 %

12.0 mph

2.5 min

 

ROUND FIVE:

Sprint Time

Incline

Speed

Walk Time

60 sec

2.0%

12.0 mph

3 min

 

ROUND SIX:

Sprint Time

Incline

Speed

Walk Time

70 sec

1.0%

12.0 mph

3-5 min

 


Chicken Apple Chili

Many people believe that in order to eat healthy you have to eat tasteless and boring foods. This may be true if you fall into one of these two categories below.

1.  You’re lazy!

2. Your intelligence stops at punching numbers on a microwave (microwavable foods), or dialing numbers on a telephone (take-out).

Its amazing to witness how people attempt to live just eating plain chicken, steamed vegetables, and an occasional sweet potato here and there.  This may last for a few days until you fall off the “healthy” food wagon.  I’m not the most savvy person around a kitchen, and I definitely have my fair share of healthy take-out options on speed dial, but I have enough common sense to plan ahead and schedule my alternative healthy meals in advance.   Try eating bland, boring foods for at least 5 days and tell me how “high-on-life” you feel.  It SUCKS, trust me!

A few weeks ago my colleague Michelle Marie Diaz  shared some of her Chicken Apple Chili leftovers.  To be honest, it was a bittersweet experience.  It was absolutely delicious, but at the same time it left me a little bitter because there wasn’t enough for a second serving.  Michelle is a phenomenal cook and always finds ways to make food both healthy and delicious.  Thankfully she gave me the recipe and encouraged me to share it with all of you.  So if you’re struggling with trying to find a few new healthy food options, here is one you and your family will most definitely enjoy.

 Chicken Apple Chili (8 Servings)

Ingredients:

2 lbs chicken breast cut in chunks

4 tsp chili powder

2 tsp cumin

S & P to taste

2 red apples, diced

1 onion, chopped

2 cups low sodium chicken stock plus more for cooking

2 15-ounce cans cannellini beans, rinsed and drained

1 cup part-skim shredded cheddar cheese

Instructions:

In a large pot or Dutch oven, heat stock and add chicken, chili powder and cumin.  Season with salt & pepper.   Cook until chicken is browned and transfer to a bowl.  In the same pot, add more stock and add apples, onions and cook until softened, add the chicken back in.  Add the chicken stock, beans and simmer for a few minutes.  Add the cheese and stir to combine.

Michelle is also conducting a 4-week instructional cooking class starting Thursday, September 1st.  The class will be held in the kitchen at the Billy Beck III Personal Training & Performance Center.  If you live in South Florida and want to attend, check out the flyer below for more details.

 

 


Descending Intervals

I challenged you with a new interval program a while back, so to help you rise up to the challenge,  I decided to share  an effective and challenging program called Descending Intervals.  It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why they’re called Descending Intervals.  Basically you perform the longer intervals first (90 seconds), and work your way down to the shortest ones (30 seconds).  Research has shown that descending intervals elicit a higher testosterone and growth hormone output than ascending intervals (where the interval time progressively gets longer as the program progresses).[i]

This program produces great results for anyone who has the goal of decreasing body fat or stimulating lean body mass (muscle).  If your goal is to burn through muscle mass  and continue to store excess body fat then continue to stick to the steady-state cardio (remember SGS’s Cardio Queens?) and you’ll achieve your goals in no time. But you are a SGS reader, and our goals are to achieve a lean, muscular and fit physique by applying the latest research and strategies!

The program below can be completed in 25 minutes and if you’re not familiar with the “Killin” and “Chillin” terminology used, I’ll summarize it up for you.

  • Killin: You’re literally working your ass off at a maximum effort for whatever the given time is.  If you don’t HATE the feeling you’re experiencing when you’re in “killin’”  it, then you’re not going hard enough. COMFORT KILLS!
  • Chillin: This doesn’t mean you completely stop moving.  You simply lower the resistance to a level where you’re able to recover before the next bout  of “killin’” it begins.  Never stay completely still between intervals!

DESCENDING INTERVALS

ROUND ONE:

90 Seconds Killin 2 Minutes Chillin Repeat 2X

 

ROUND TWO:

60 Seconds Killin 90 Seconds Chillin Repeat 4X

 

ROUND THREE:           

30 Seconds Killin 60 Seconds Chillin Repeat 4X

 

ROUND FOUR:

20 Seconds Killin 30 Seconds Chillin Repeat 2X

(Work Time = 9.5 minutes : Total Time = 25 minutes)

If you’ve been living under a rock and need some other interval programs to keep you entertained, check out the links below.

Two Interval Programs Designed to Shed Some Fat

Fat Burning Incline Treadmill Program

Burn 9 Times More Fat



[i] Meckel, Y., Nemet, D., Bar-Sela, S., Radom-Aizik, S. Hormonal and Inflammatory Responses to Different Types of Sprint Interval Training. Journal of Strength and Conditioning Research. 2011. 25(8), 2161-2169.


Tabata Intervals

As the general public becomes more aware that interval training can burn 9 times more fat than steady-state cardio training they’ll look high and low for that miraculous interval program that will give them the greatest results in the least amount of time.  People are ALWAYS looking for what can be done with the least amount of effort and in the shortest amount of time.  Let’s face it no one wants to exert more effort than needed to drop a few pounds of excess body fat after working an 8-10 hour day.

This is where the ever-so-popular “4-Minute Workouts” have come into play.  The 4-minute protocol comes from the World-Renowned Tabata Protocol.  In 1996, while working with the Japanese speed skating team, Dr. Izumi Tabata and 6 of his colleagues from the National Institute of Fitness and Sports in Japan, conducted a study on the effects of moderate-intensity (steady-state) cardio versus high-intensity interval training.  The study showed a significant advantage for performing high-intensity intervals over moderate-intensity aerobics.

Dr. Izumi Tabata

The 4-minute Tabata protocol is very straightforward to follow.  Its simply 20 seconds of work, followed by 10 seconds of rest, repeated 8 times (4 total minutes).  As elementary as that may sound, it’s not that easy.  So many people are misinformed right now that 4 minutes is all they need to achieve the physical shape of their dreams while others are on the other end of the spectrum and have the mindset that more is better (spending 1-2 hours a day exercising).  In the original Tabata study they used well-conditioned athletes who pushed themselves to 170% of their VO2max (measure of intensity) every working interval.  If you’ve never had a cardiac stress test done before, you can’t even begin to understand how high of an intensity that is.  Back in college I had the luxury of doing this test myself and its absolutely brutal.

It annoys the hell out of me when I see people performing what they would like to think as intervals.  If you plan on getting any benefit out of something as short as a 4-minute workout, you better be training at an intensity where you can almost feel your heart coming up into your throat.  Sadly, many people can’t push themselves to this degree safely and effectively to notice any real benefit (other than getting real good at bitching and complaining about how hard it is).  If you’re not giving a maximum effort for 20 seconds for all 8 rounds of the protocol then don’t even attempt it.

This protocol is also unique because it uses negative rest periods where you’re resting only half of the time you’re actually working.  Many performance based interval programs usually have you rest 2-3 times the length of what you’re actually working (example: if you sprint for 60 seconds, you may walk for 2-3 minutes in between).  What I recommend for people not ready for the negative rest periods is to start out with 30:30 or 60:60 intervals.  This would mean that you would perform a 30 second interval followed by 30 seconds of rest (repeated anywhere from 6-8 times).

Although this protocol is awesome for cardiovascular training it would be completely Stupid Gym Shit to apply to it strength training, which many people continue to do.  Aside from explosive athletes, I would NEVER recommend anyone to lift any amount of weight as fast as they could for 20 continuous seconds, rest 10 seconds, and then repeat it again (that’s just asking for an injury).  Besides the injury risks involved, it completely decreases your strength and power output by the end of the first 20-second set (because you’re practically going to failure in the 20 seconds of work).  The only way you would be able to continue with this protocol, would be to use the little pink dumbbells located in the aerobics room.

Last year I had the privilege of being on a radio show with Billy Beck III and Dr. William Kraemer.  Dr. Kraemer is one of the World’s top exercise research scientists. I had the opportunity to ask him what his own personal opinion of the Tabata 4-minute protocol.  Dr. Kraemer stated that most of the 4-minute protocols are strictly advantageous for metabolic conditioning alone (cool way of saying cardiovascular conditioning).  Because the rest periods are so short (10 seconds) and don’t allow for complete recovery in between sets it’s not going to give you any benefit in regards to strength or power.

Unless you can safely run yourself into the ground in 4 minutes, I suggest adding a little bit more time to your training session.  What I’ve found extremely effective is performing some sort of resistance training for about 30-40 minutes, and then add an additional 10-15 of intense intervals.  This allows adequate time to train all energy systems (aerobic and anaerobic) efficiently in one session without compromising strength or power.  Not to mention you’re in and out of the gym in 60 minutes.  If you don’t think strength and power are important then hopefully you’ll feel content with yourself walking around like a soggy piece of wonder bread because you do nothing but cardiovascular exercise, leading to a thin but still fat physique.


Below is a list of some of my favorite movements when performing Tabata Intervals. Be sure to check out the video of the more advanced movements, demonstrated by my good friend and fitness competitor, Paul Gram Jr.  Remember that if you’re going to attempt this, it’s maximum effort for every 20-second interval.  If you pace yourself during the 20 seconds and then say to yourself “This isn’t so bad”,  I’ll personally throw a frozen water bottle at you! Intervals suck and never get easier if you progressively challenge yourself as your conditioning increases.  Give some of these a try, share them with friends, and let me know what you think. For a few other interval programs click here and here.  Enjoy!

Paul Gram Jr.


Sprints on the treadmill

Heavy Rope Jumps

Squat Jumps

Split-Squat Plyometrics

Box Jumps

Kettlebell Swings

Burpees

Punching Heavy Bag (fast!)

Prowler Push

Battle Rope

AirDyne Bike


What Does “Fit” Look Like?

Having had the opportunity to learn from this person first hand, I felt like he would be the perfect educator to shed some insight for the next “Ask the Expert” blog post.  If you ask 10 different people what their definition of being “fit” means, you’d probably end up with 10 different answers.  Luckily for us, we get the answer from one of the leading educators in the health and fitness industry (yes, that’s him in the photos below).


With over 20 years in the health and wellness industry, Peter Chiasson is one of the most educated and experienced health professionals in Canada. A Master Certified MAT (Muscle Activation Techniques) Specialist, a Masters designation with the Resistance Training Specialist program and a Rehabilitation Specialist, as well an Instructor for both the MAT and RTS programs. Peter is also a nationally ranked competitive bodybuilder and over many years has made it his personal goal to be at the leading edge of health and fitness education.  In 2003, Peter established Core Strength Inc. where he works with professional athletes, medical professionals from many fields, fitness experts, fitness beginners, seniors, as well as people with numerous traumatic conditions and injuries. Located in Toronto, Core Strength Inc. is the most comprehensive biomechanics based rehabilitation treatment and exercise mechanics training facility in the country.

As a fitness professional and competitive athlete I am frequently confronted with the question, “ can you give me one tip that will help me get (look) more fit?”  I have great difficulty not peeling my skin off my own head and restraining the columns of fire that seek to burst from my eye sockets in response, knowing that anything I say at that point in time will probably fall on deaf ears. Not to mention the one thing I tell them is meaningless without context or the other 150 tips that are required to accompany the first one.  It all boils down to the fact that there are two very serious issues the fitness industry has with its perception of fitness;

1)    Fitness doesn’t have one particular “look” and in fact most of the people who have that super lean and muscular appearance we are used to seeing on magazine covers and on the competitive stage are far from healthy which most seem to think is synonymous with fit… it’s not.

2)    The very notion that if it were as easy as doing one or two things and keeping the rest of your chocolate cake eating, binge weekend drinking, taking your car everywhere you can, lifestyles just the way they’ve always been… is simply ridiculous.

Most people who ask for “that one tip” are simply not prepared to make a serious life change, and dare I say are likely doing it for the wrong reasons anyway! (If you think the previous statement is implying that people wanting to get in shape purely for looking good is wrong in this writers opinion… you are correct).  I have heard that one of the many driving forces for people engaging in fitness programs and boot camps throughout North America has to do with the anthropological concept that adheres to the need to be more attractive to the prospective mates around us, so let’s take this concept alone and examine it’s validity.

Somewhere in the last 30-40 years guerrilla-style marketing has become such a powerful force in the North American existence with countless magazine covers and television commercials of hard bodies selling anything and everything. It has overridden our base instincts as to what we find attractive in a mate, which first and foremost had mostly to do with the ability to procreate for the female of the species, and hunt and protect the brood for the male counterpart.

Example; females with adequate levels of body fat and hips that clearly and visibly facilitate childbirth were prime candidates for selection of a mate. I wonder how the women of today especially the elite of the fitness world would measure up in that scenario?  Super-low levels of body fat making hormone levels dip to the point where often the menstrual cycle ceases altogether, and tiny waists and hips would present extremely poorly in the hopes of childbearing, which would send the male counterpart searching in the other direction.  The male of the species with the ultra lean muscular physique would have incredibly unstable insulin and blood sugar levels with virtually no body fat storage thus unable to protect the brood in the cold climates/seasons and hunt for days at a time without feeding himself. An extremely inefficient existence putting the perpetuation of the species at great risk if one looks at it using the anthropological basis and context.

I think here is where we have to ask ourselves, “What do we really want out of being fit?”.  The popular lean muscular look that seems synonymous with North Americas’ idea of fit, may not be exactly congruent with health and longevity like we think it is. I wonder how widely circulated a magazine article would be if it was titled, “Exercise is found to be leading cause of orthopedic injury and dysfunction.”  Or, “ Let’s keep that body fat percentage at higher levels so we can make babies and they can still breast feed!”

Like most articles published nowadays that wouldn’t be the whole story but you get the point. Being fit should be about having more physical tolerance for our activities of daily living (ADL’s), and having a greater ability to handle and perform activities while reducing the risk of injury, period!  It should be about looking forward to playing with your children for as long as possible so we can enjoy our lives with them, making sure that we can take good physical care of ourselves and our loved ones so physical exercise like walks on a beautiful forest trail or a swim at the beach are still things we can do until a very ripe old age.

If all we aspire to is a “look” of fitness, I think we may be missing the point completely. The biggest tragedy I see on a daily basis as a Rehab Specialist is in the quest for fitness with the goal of a “fit looking body” people have forgotten the very basic needs of the human body to have available and maintain the health of their joints.  As a result, through mindless training and compulsive exercise, we as a society are getting knee replacements at 35 years old and hip replacements at 45 years old, and these are people that “look” fit!  The fitness industry needs a serious paradigm shift towards health and wellness and not using these same words to disguise a short road to wearing away our bodies prematurely.

Fitness and health should be one of the most important things to all of us but intelligent and mindful fitness. Getting fit is a process; it’s not a quick fix and cannot be simplified into a “one-tip” mentality either. Fitness is complex, it’s a lifestyle and a way of looking at exercise and our ability to live long and productive lives. I’ll bet a byproduct of that will most likely be healthy looking people… but that will come in good time, not because of some boot camp that we do 2 months before our wedding just to fit into a dress that (hopefully) will only be worn once.

Maybe you can reminisce 15 years later while you are in the hospital recovering from knee surgery looking at the wedding album when you were in such great shape from that awesome trainer that pummeled you for two months but made you do enough squat thrusts to fit you into that little dress.  Bottom line, I have been a competitive physique athlete for 24 years and my four year old loves that daddy has big arms but the funny thing is, when I am 30 pounds heavier in the off season he doesn’t notice at all. What he does notice is when daddy doesn’t hug him right away when he sees him and he always feels how snugly daddy is when he’s being carried into the house half awake. I learned when I had my son, there is no more important reason to have a strong fit body than to care for the ones you love, and to be able to do that for a lifetime without interruption is the greatest gift in the world… to them and yourself.

 

Peter Chiasson, BSc, MATcms, RTSm, MAT/RTS Instructor


The Functional Training Frenzy

Functional Training has become a growing term in the fitness industry over the past ten years and has grown in popularity by the endorsement of some of the world’s top strength and conditioning coaches.  Below are three definitions of what functional training is:

  • “An exercise continuum involving balance and proprioception, performed with the feet on the ground and without machine-assistance, such that strength is displayed in unstable conditions and body weight is managed in all movement planes” –Mike Boyle

 

  • “A spectrum of activities that condition the body consistent with its integrated movement and/or use.” -Juan Carlos Santana

 

  • “Functional training involves movements that are specific – in terms of mechanics, coordination and/or energetics – to one’s activities of daily living (ADL’s).” -Steven Plisk

To put it more simply, machines are bad and free-weights and body weight movements are good.  I’ve sat in front of some very well respected individuals and heard them say that leg extension machines and others like it should be thrown out of all gym and training facilities because they are not functional.  BULLSHIT!  What’s functional to one person may be non-functional to the next.  That’s why I agree with the third definition given by Steven Plisk.  Activities of daily living (ADL’s) are specific to each individual.  Wouldn’t it make sense that the ADL’s of a 55 year-old female are different than the ADL’s of an 18 year-old male?  This means that some “non-functional” movements may actually be beneficial for many people. Below are just a few examples of what would be classified as functional and non-functional movements.

Non-Functional Movements Vs. Functional Movements

  • Leg Press Machine vs. Squat
  • Leg Extension Machine vs. Lunge
  • Seated Cable Row vs. Bent-Over Barbell Row
  • Seated Lat Pulldown vs. Pull Up
  • Lying Bench Press vs. Push Up

Functional training changes between different ages, sports, and genders.  How many times do you see people in the gym doing crazy, circus-act movements claiming that they’re doing functional training?  Next time you spot someone doing one of these movements, ask yourself this simple question; “Will I see anything even close to the resemblance of that movement outside of the gym within in the next five days?” The answer is probably not!  I don’t know about you, but I can’t remember the last time I was out in public and saw somebody holding a log across his or her back and squatting up and down on an inflatable raft.

And I openly admit, that I used to be one of those trainers.  I never trained a client that way, but I would often perform movements like that myself just because I could, and thought it looked cool.  If we took all the isolation machines out of gyms across this country and expected people to still perform resistance training with only free-weights, we’d soon see a tremendous amount of injuries caused by improper lifting mechanics. Not to mention even more people dropping out because they have absolutely no clue of what to do aside from barbell curls and bench presses (let’s not depend on seeing a whole lot of squats and deadlifts being performed).  Free-weights are very intimidating to some and too advanced for others.  If you don’t know how to properly move your own body weight first, the last thing that would be beneficial for you to do, would be to grab some dumbbells in your hands and start squatting and lunges across the floor.

Machines will NEVER replace free-weight movements, but some machines definitely have their time and place.  There are some machines that are actually detrimental to your joints, but we’ll save that for a later post.  One last point I want to get across that is probably the most important point of this article. KNOW WHY YOU’RE DOING A MOVEMENT!

  • What is the goal of the exercise (strength, power, speed, endurance, coordination, etc.)?
  • Does that circus-act movement coincide with what your current goals are (fat-loss, muscle gain, improved range of motion, etc.)?
  • Do you feel the muscles working that are the muscles targeted in the exercise (example: if you feel your back more than your legs when you squat, that may be a concern you should look into)?

There is no specific definition of what functional training is and it will always vary from person to person.  All athletes train with the desire of building power, speed, strength, and endurance, with the hope that those improvements carry over to their individual sports.  Below I’ve shared a video with you showing the effects of baseball players and golfers using weighted bats and clubs to warm-up.  The results will probably shock you and there is nothing more functional to a baseball player and golfer than their swing.  This goes to show that functional training can be advantageous and detrimental if used improperly.


The Best Upper Body Exercise

People are always searching for those magical exercises that will give them the greatest results in the shortest amount of time, and many times it’s the simplest movements that elicit the greatest results.  If you want to develop a strong and muscular upper body, you MUST do pull-ups.  Just as squats can be thought of as the king of all lower body exercises (not the leg press machine, but actual squats), I’d place pull-ups as the king of all upper body exercises.

Deadlifts are an outstanding exercise for back as well, but deadlifts also incorporate the lower body muscles.  Take a look at any Olympic level gymnast, and you’ll notice they all have amazing upper body development.  I guarantee you that they’re not spending hours at the gym doing lat pulldowns and seated cable row machines.  Gymnasts are spending endless hours on pull-up bars and gymnastic rings to develop those amazing results.

You’re probably asking yourself; “If pull-ups are such a beneficial exercise, how come gyms don’t look like the monkey exhibit at zoos, with people swinging and doing pull-ups from every bar they see overhead?” Because they’re ridiculously hard for most people!  If people spent more time doing the hard shit that really challenged them (squats, pull-ups, deadlifts, intervals, stair-climber, etc.), and less time of the not-so-challenging exercises (cable pulldowns, inner & outer thigh machine, leg press, calf raises, etc.), they would actually notice significant change.

Everybody has their definition of what a correct pull-up is supposed to look like, and there are many different variations of pull-ups.  Here are my three requirements to pass on performing a pull up.

  1. Must start from a dead-hang position.  This means elbows start from a fully extended position.  If you jump half way up on the first repetition, it doesn’t count.
  2. Your chin must be above or even with your hands. Attempt to touch your chest to the bar.
  3. Your legs MUST remain still.  You shouldn’t look like you’ve been shot with a stun gun as you flail up over the bar.  Kicking the legs is called a “Kip Up”, not a pull-up.

If you can’t perform a pull-up while maintaining these three requirements, I’d suggest doing some form of assisted pull-up.  Pull-ups are too beneficial of an exercise to leave out entirely.  You can perform assisted pull-ups using bands, a partner, or the pull-up/dip machines that counter your body weight (very common in most gyms).  Although you wont challenge your stabilizer muscles to the same degree using any of these assisted methods, you’ll still get more benefit than doing seated cable pulldowns.

Now before you all run off to the nearest pull-up bar and attempt to set a new personal record for pull-ups, there is one precaution you must take before doing the exercise.  If you can raise both arms straight overhead so your wrist and elbow lines up directly over your shoulder (as shown in figure A), then you’re good to go.  If you don’t have this full range of motion at your shoulder joint (as shown in figure B), then I suggest you perform cable pulldowns instead until you develop the full range of motion at your shoulder joint.  If you force yourself into that fully stretched out position, as you would be when hanging from a bar, you will begin to place excessive wear and tear on the shoulder joint, opening yourself up for injury or faulty movement patterns.  Flexibility training and muscle activation can help in getting back your full range of motion to begin performing pull-ups effectively.

FIGURE “A”                                                       FIGURE “B”

Don’t get too caught up in all the different variations of pull-ups, just start performing pull-ups regularly in whatever way is challenging to you.  I’ve added a video below of some variations to your ordinary pull-up exercises.  No excuses girls, do your pull-ups!

If anybody can do a one-arm pull-up from a dead hang position, please video it for me and send it over.  And you can’t hold your wrist with the other hand.  One hand on the bar, and the other hand free.  I’ve never seen it and don’t even know if it’s possible.  But as the magnet on my refrigerator states; “Anything is possible”!

Disclaimer: StupidGymShit.com is not responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting the one-arm pull-up. Good luck!


Plan of Attack

The next time you’re exercising at the gym, do me a favor and count the number of people you see that are actually following a written program in their hand.  I’ve always noticed that there’s a direct correlation between those who follow a written plan, and the physical changes you notice over time and those who don’t.   Many people are on this plan, which may sound very familiar to you, “I’ll just do whatever I feel like doing today.” 99% of the time this plan will NOT produce any significant results.  Just because you have a subscription to Men’s Health doesn’t qualify you as a fitness and nutrition expert.  The first step to success is to have a plan of attack for each workout you engage in.

Without a plan, you tremendously limit the potential to create change within your body.   The following are NOT considered effective exercise plans:

  • A weekly routine consisting of only aerobic or group classes.
  • Only training your problem areas (hips, thighs, abs, arms, etc.).
  • Only training your “mirror” muscles (biceps, chest, abs, and quadriceps).  Guys are extremely guilty of this one and often times even leave out training their legs.  But at least they can bench press a lot!
  • Spending 80% of your time doing cardio because you’ve been misinformed that’s what it takes to burn fat.
  • Doing the same routine for more than 4-6 weeks.
  • Following a routine out of a magazine with the hopes of achieving any resemblance to the model in the photos.

If you have any desire to change your body composition (lose fat or gain muscle), you must create an effective plan of attack in these three key areas.

1. Resistance Training

2. Cardiovascular Training

3. Nutrition

Here are the guidelines of each of the three areas that will move you in the right direction to create measurable and lasting change in your body.

Resistance Training:

  • You MUST lift weights at least 3 times per week.  If you have any desire of increasing muscle, the frequency of your resistance training days should increase to at least 4-5 times per week.
  • Aerobic classes involving weights do NOT count as a resistance-training day (that’s cardio).
  • Never neglect any of the 4 major muscle groups of the body.  Your weekly routine should always include: Legs, Back, Chest, and Shoulders.  Leaving any of these four muscle groups out will open you up for developing muscle imbalances over the course of your training.  This also includes all you ladies that have had breast enhancement.  If you were advised to NEVER do another chest movement again because your implant would shift or pop out, I question your intelligence for even having it done in the first place. We’re talking serious Stupid Gym Shit here as it would be a tragedy if you ever had to push yourself away from a table in a seated position, or push yourself up off the ground from lying on your stomach, or heaven forbid the dog rolls a toy underneath the couch and you have to push a piece of furniture 3 feet over to retrieve the dog’s ball.  But you’ll probably never have to do anything resembling that again, so just go ahead and neglect every pressing movement that would engage those chest muscles (sarcasm).
  • Your arms (biceps & triceps) are going to get plenty of work while you exercise the 4 major muscles groups (legs, chest, back, shoulders), so if time is a concern for you, focus on the 4 major muscles and I guarantee your arms will look even better.  This is going to be hard for some of you ladies to believe, you’ll just have to trust me!
  • Your resistance training time should be around 35-45 minutes, leaving another 15-25 minutes for intervals/cardio.  Total time should be right around 60 minutes

Cardiovascular Training:

o   Perform 3 days a week of interval-based cardio.  Effective interval programs are usually between 15-30 minutes.  Intervals have been PROVEN to burn 9 times more fat than steady-state cardio, so stop wasting your time doing anything longer.

o   Intensity is the key component when performing intervals, and if you don’t know how to properly perform a cardiovascular interval, click here.

o   Perform 1 day a week of steady-state cardio.  Yes, I’m endorsing steady-state cardio.  Steady-state cardio still has its place for cardiovascular and psychological health.  Don’t take this out of context though because too much steady-state cardio can make you fatter.

Nutrition:

o   Protein sources should consist of lean-meat sources: eggs, chicken, fish, ground turkey, ground buffalo.

o   Carbohydrates should come from complex sources: any vegetable, brown rice, sweet potatoes, quinoa, butternut squash, millet, beans, and low glycemic fruits.

o   Fats should be healthy-fat sources only: nuts, seeds, and healthy oils.  Also be sure to take a high-quality omega-3 supplement.  Take between 3-5 grams of omega-3’s daily, spaced out with meals.

o   Water: Drink at least half your body weight in ounces of water every day.  This is a minimal requirement.  If you exercise, live in a hot or humid environment, or are stressed, you NEED more water.  So drink up!

Before you create your plan of attack, you must get clear about what exactly your goals are.  If your plan doesn’t coincide with your goals, throw that shit out!  This may mean that 60-minute spin class you love doing 3 times per week, or that glass of wine you have every night after dinner, or that fat-ass nagging husband that sabotages every attempt you make to get healthier because he’s scared shitless that he can’t do it himself may have to be cut out.   I’m not telling you to leave your spouse or significant other, but true love is NEVER selfish, and the support of your loved ones is critical to success.

My client Damien was so far from an active and healthy lifestyle, that he didn’t even have a clue as to what a measurable fitness goal was.  We created one together as a team, and four months later we both ran our first ½ marathon together in San Francisco across the Golden Gate Bridge. We developed a fail-proof plan of attack for 16 straight weeks that Damien followed to a T.  It consisted of everything previously mentioned, along with some mental conditioning to break some bad habits (which we all have).  This past December, Damien ran all 26.2 miles of the California International Marathon.

Without a plan of attack, you’re planning to fail every time.  Sit down today and create a realistic goal that is meaningful to you.  If you don’t know where to begin your plan of attack, use the resources around you and just take the first step in the right direction.  Commit to a written plan.  Set a goal. Circle the date on the calendar when you will achieve that goal.  Plan, prepare and take action.  Most of all just attack it!

“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”
-Dale Carnegie-

 

 

 

 

 


TRX-System: Good or Bad?

Many people have seen them, a few have had the experience of training on one, but the real question is: Do they work?  I’m referring to the extremely popular TRX-System. Training facilities are catching onto the growing popularity of the TRX-System and are now offering group classes to cash in on what’s becoming the next fitness craze.



The company has been around for 7 years.  I had the opportunity to pilot one of the first TRX-System classes in San Francisco, California.  The product has definitely taken off since then and having used the TRX for quite some time now, I can definitely tell you that it’s not good, it’s GREAT! The TRX is a body weight suspension training system, which teaches and allows you to use your own body weight as a form of resistance.  But just as with every other training tool out there, there is a right and wrong way of using it.

Below is a list of benefits for the TRX-System:

  • Extremely easy to use and to adjust the degrees of difficulty
  • Portable
  • Can train all muscles of the body
  • Teaches body awareness and control
  • Can be used for strength, cardiovascular, and flexibility training

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